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KRITZ.NET Games Login Forumits ya boy the burger video game i did not make whats good pals, i think i have creatively abandoned this project for long enough to write my farewellz question: "where is the video game" answer: i dont know my friend, it is on my hard drive somewhere! the video game where you made ham bugers with your friends was a project i made while i was in university. it was very poorly made, as most of you would know. within a few weeks a few million people played it which was not something i had expected to happen. within like a month i had stopped working on the video game because video games are hard and i wasnt very good but i did keep trying for a while. a few weeks later i got hired to make a video game for a university. i got paid money to do this and it was a lot easier to be alive with money than it was from not having money. so i kept doing that for a while two years later i finished that job and then got another offer for another company in melbourne (the city with all the coffee nerds) i did think in my dumb *ass brain that i could work this other job and still make the "video game". i was wrong! and then i got hired to work on another game and another game you can actually buy one of the games i worked on its called party crashers i worked on the camera and some power ups and stuff but every other game i have worked on has been for private companies one day i would like to make more games for the public because i really like making people happy but i really dont like making people not happy, which hoo boy "thats what i did" sorry for not making the video game i read all the emails you send me at the e mail address " onlygoodemailsplease at kritz d*t net ". please do not send bad emails !! some of the emails i receive are very sad and others are very heart warming and i want to thank all of you for keeping in touch or yelling at me or telling me i am a *ss h*ole ! but most of y’all were very nice. also most of you are children. i am a thirty or forty year old man and it’s weird having so many children email me so please be safe online. also for one minute if i can put it out there: most video game youtube personalities are bad people. pew die pie is a bad person. his videos "s*ck shit" and i hate them. sorry for swearing, this is my web-site though so really ’thats what you get’. by the way if anyone is in the melbourne game dev scene pleas efollow me at twitter dot com my twitter is @atAmpersatKritz always looking for "new oppotunities" if you can pay me to be alive and make cool games. QUESTION: WILL YOU PUT THE CODE ONLINE? um maybe. There’s a lot of stuff in it I will need to rip out like online authentication stuff and stuff that I don’t hold copyright over. I give full permission and zero responsibility to people what want to make CBD-inspired games. I think it’s cool. just don’t be weenies about it. QUESTION: How can I play the game though?? answer: i dunno. the game was compiled to unity webplayer which every browser in the world doesn’t let you run because it was very insecure . One day I might put an old build online that doesn’t have the login auth. Don’t hold me to that, i also said i would make a video game for y’all and i did noooot. QUESTION: can you delete my account yea im gonna nuke the accounts db at some point all your passwords n stuff are encrypted + salted + hashed + etc. i couldnt get to them if i wanted to. also i dont remember my password to the database lol. I made this entire website (except the forums) myself. i made the login and the auth and the security and everything by hand. do not ever do this if you think it is a good idea, i was young and stupid and the only thing that’s changed is i am less young now. If anyone from the media wants to get something a bit better written than this awful web site post feel free to message me, y’all know how. thanks to mark serrels for doing that kotaku article ages ago, that was fun! thanks to gaz for introducing me to a buncha aus devs back at pax in 2014 thanks to ivan for taking a chance on me and kickstarting my game dev career thanks to "you" the player for being cool and hoping against hope that i would make a video game for you. i hope you have good memores. thanks to the "pal bag" for being my friends on-line thanks to me "nicholas" for writing this blog post thanks to dril for making every word i type into the internet absolute dog s*it. thanks to ’my wife’ for buying me nice clothes thanks to "the danger" (u know who u r) for eating eggs with me, god i love them eggs cant wait to eat eggs more once we can go outside again. QUESTION: is CBD dead? nah lol its coming out next year!!!! get hyped!! its epic exclusive yo epic hit me up give me a hundred thousand united states dollars and i will give you this video game, i will make it, thats what it will cost one hundred thousand unityed states dollars. every year that it takes me to make it epic games yo hit me up cliffy b!! uhhh no not that guy actually um hit me up randy!!! aw heck uh devlopver digital!! hit me up! adault swim? i love rick and morty itll be just like that one hundred thousand dollars every year rick and morty citizen burger disorder crossover thats what it takes and someone to help me do network code i hate networking code all of my homies hate netwokring code also it will be made in unity i dont know how to do unreal engine one hundred thousand dollars alright friends email those people and you get your game its back on we’re doing this We’re Making Vitizen Burger Disorder!!!! Citizen Burger Disoder 2: The First One: One Hundred Thousand Dollars: Per year: someone help me with networking thats it thats the title also rick and moty isnt that good half of the episodes are trash dont harrass people about mac donald sauces dont be a weird person Thanks everyone! Be safe! Wear a mask! Kind Regards, Kritz be awesome 2 the people u love 3 half a decade later than what y’all...